You can't remember you login details for Facebook and Twitter.
You constantly check the dasboard for new messages.
The colour combination of yellow and red makes you REALLY happy!
You are constantly browsing for new members to follow and searching for that one elusive one who MUST be hiding out on Dagobah! There is no other explaination!
You run out of data on your mobile phone plan.
You wake up in the middle of the night and you are clutching your phone. It's still on forcebook.
You get frustrated when someone steals your spot on the leader board and vow to regain your honour.
The owner of @theforcebook calls you out on your addiction...
You forget to eat your lunch during your hour lunch break because there are so many comments you need to reply to.
You say goodnight and 20 minutes later you're still checking the comments [@Dren]
You try and get ALL your friends to join and each promise makes you excited. You gotta share the excitement!
You don't bother saying goodnight, because you know you will just keep coming back for MOAR!
You refer to users on theforcebook in everyday conversations, "Oh and then @Dren was all like hahaha you peed and then @daggaz put it on his profile and I missed it all because I was talking to @SithSarcasm !"
You forget what books and tv are but you know you used to do something else with your evenings.
You don care about the leaderboards until someone points them out to you. Then it's a life mission to bump off #1
You check forcebook before you are even awake properly each morning. It helps that you sleep with your p\hone under your pillow.
You can still remember, to the very minute, when you first joined forcebook!
You get all fangirly when someone you idolize on theforcebook comments on something you have done
lol im in here twice
You know forcebookers offsite, either around the web or in the real world.
You start making vague plans to meet forcebookers you haven't.
You've only been a member for 3 days, and you've had at least one intervention. :-/
Less than a week and your friends wonder why you hate them.
when your looking on youtube for a video you just have to link to everyone on forcebook
You stalk the Star Wars tag on tumblr for awesome pictures to share on forcebook.
You really really REALLY know you should go to bed, but can't tear yourself away from forcebook. You finally turn off your computer and then have no choice but to check forcebook on your phone.
You have plans of raising your son to be the poster child of theforcebook whether he wants to or not.
"Soccer? Hell no! Get back to your Darth Revan essay!"
In 30 minutes you have already come up with 31 reasons why you are addicted
You wishedyou'd asked stormtroopers to do ammusing posses at the last con you attended so people could comment on how awesome the photos are.
You become more and more obsessed with Star Wars than ever before and can totally justify blowing your rent or grocery money on the Lego millennium falcon you REALLY need
You forgot to have dinner two nights in a row because you are too busy forcebooking *stomach growls*
You forget to have dinner because you're so nervous thinking about talking to @SithSarcasm & @theforcebook
You seriously consider breaking and entering to pilfer someones Star Wars collection.
You have mastered the ultimate poker face in a very short time because you can't explain why you are pissing yourself laughing to your husband/significant other/parents/housemates/cat
By 'someone' do you mean @Darth_Voas? Because I know where he lives...
You contemplate leaving flyers on trains and in library books to share the good work that forcebook does. Graffitti on toilet doors is also an option.
@Adam-West I'll go you halves in his collection! I want the Boba helmet, at-at and deathstar.
I'll take the Stormie, the R2D2 bin, all the figurines, the zombie stormie statuette and his skin.
And the lego deathstar. I'm not sharing with you
You curse when you use up your phone's battery from forcebooking at lunch, and then really let it rip when you realise there is a 40min trip ahead of you before you can (a) charge your phone or (b) boot up your computer.
I'm up for it!
You really really want to go to sleep but forcebook won't let you.
You wish you knew people like forcebookers IRL rather than just online or long distance.
You wake your husband from laughing too hard. And he gets mad at you and makes you put the phone away.
You are glad to be single because you can forcebook ALLLL NIGHT LONNNNG!
(pmsl @Adam-West did he really confiscate your phone?!)
or, you can just get a b/f that likes star wars
That is the plan @dren! Star Wars or the door!
You get to 4.30pm and realise you haven't done any work because you have been on forcebook all day! (that happens allot)
and then go home, boot up the computer and log in to forcebook again!
or the door lol, yeah i get it, i need a fangirl myself, too many toys to explain otherwise
@dren a fangirl with toys!?
if she has her own toys, all the better
@Kaidin_Moonwood That was me today! I even banned myself from forcebook yet still found myself lurking!
@dren if they don't have their own geekdom they just don't understand the time and energy and love put into fandom. I did it once, never again!
did it once too
Your iPhone runs out of battery before midday.
You talk to your forcebook friends more than any one else
your email contains nothing but notifications from the forcebook
Your sat on the toilet checking theforcebook.
"you sat on the toilet checking theforcebook" guilty
you've made forcebook your default homepage.
You quit your day job for a change of pace and your mother offers for you to come home to the family farm for six months. You spend six minutes exclaiming, "But there is no internet!" (I'd rather couchsurf than not have the net. Six months of no rent is VERY tempting, but no broadband? Oh, HELL NO!"
You check forcebook even though you have a migraine. Squinting at your phone in pain is better than sleeping it off.
You know you're addicted to Forcebook when you have withdrawal symptoms because of a busy day out and about.
You are the creator of theforcebook, and in a Frankenstein-esque twist your monster has taken on a life of it's own and taken over your life!
Lol @ John! If only you had known beforehand.
You take your phone with you EVERYWHERE so you can check forcebook every 10mins.
Haha! You go on Forcebook once every hour during the day for no reason, apart from seeing what's going on and what funny conversations you can comment on.
Haha just wait until they make a movie about @forcebook and you are played by James Franco. Your life will never be the same!
You are constantly lurking on the forcebook even if you don't comment.
You walk to and from work forcebooking
Strangers think you are smiling at them because the banter on forcebook makes you grin.
Lol that is mean!
Which is mean?
Haha, no it isn't. I do it all the time. I'm listening to my iPod sometimes and something makes me smile then I smile at the randoms walking past.
Ahh. Yeah, sometimes I grin and cackle at JJj, i just do it more at forcebook! ;-p
you have two phones and you run down the battery on both of them. Note i kid you not i did this today.
Omg @Scadam_Skirata I did that last night too! Major withdrawals until I got home!
Triple J, the radio station I listen to @daggaz
You are still squinting through a migraine because you keep seeing new comments on forcebook and you just have to read them before you can take meds and pass out.
Ahh I see. I know the one.
You've read this thread and your responses range from nodding sagely to laughing.
You go to the shops to get some dvds and some chips and you get really anxious because your phone is not connecting to the internet. "BUT. FORCEBOOK?"
You go to sleep finally and when you wake up people think you have died because you haven't said anything on forcebook for the last 6 hours
You miss the train to work because of your forcebook addiction and need to translate that into an excuse your boss will comprehend.
You don't curse an "all stations" train because it gives you more time to forcebook.
when your on mobi on your phone, get in an elevator, forget to push a button for a floor, and stand there for at least a good minute trolling before you realize youre not moving (did this today)
You'd rather be on theforcebook than play a game with your little sister. *By the way, I just did that.
Haha @Cherry, I did that the other day!
OMFG JAMES FRANCO IN A FORCEBOOK MOVIE?
i would die.
;D You wouldn't be the only one!
(epic troll moment = 100th reply) when you have absolutely no idea what thread you are replying to cas you just hit the link in the notication email, type, close, and go to the next email notification
You are not making sense anymore.
just wait til the morning
Bahahahaha! <laughs and snorts>
@adam-west just admit it your impressed i snagged the 100th reply
Oh yeh I'm impressed with that
lol ur tag isn't coming up.
its a troll order thing
when you go to empty the trash in your gmail account and it has over 1,000 emails in it from @theforcebook this week
bahahaha Yes, that! Also, when your phone battery is flat by lunchtime because you were stalking forcebook. You then have withdrawals for the rest of the day.
You know you're addicted when you've spent more than 3 hours on it, been trolling, logged off and gotten a headache. Not cool!
Also, feel better soon!
When you shut your eyes to go to sleep and all you can see are the small profile pictures of @Cherry, @Adam-West, @daggaz, @ZjaNoir and @SithSarcasm (and a few others) floating around with the @theforcebook logo in the back ground!
Haha! When you don't sleep and are unable to dream about forcebook and its denizens!
omg that is so cute!
If i get time i will do a picture of what I see later.... It's crazy wrong!
Ooh! Do it! Messed up abstract random dreams are the best! To hear about anyway lol
You're watching something Star Wars be it one the movies or extras and you're on theforcebook at the same time
haha down in the forcebook history book! It'll number in the thousands because addicts have many symptoms and signs of their addictions! ;p
Its getting longer....
and a little of topic!
You know you addicted to forcebook when the trolls come out to play and all you can do is grin at how cute uit is! LOL
you no longer bother to scroll through the news feed on facebook but forcebook you make sure you do.
What is this Facebook you speak of @Scadam_Skirata?
I'm going to be on here more than Facebook once I get one.
DAMN YOU #FORCEBOOK! I FORGOT TO DYE MY HAIR!!!!! o.o
Explanation, for the last two weeks, tonight was the night I was redying my hair blue. Guess what? Forcebook happened. Forcebook happened and I FORGOT! A plan two weeks in the making! :O Damn addiction.
Not funny! Soooooo not funny I am going to a medieval fair tomorrow. I really needed to dye it and now it is nealy 1am and too late. My phone battery died on the way home and I had to boot up my computer to check forcebook before I could put the dye in. I've been here ever since I really am addicted!
HAHAHAHA! Why do you need to dye your hair blue for a medieval fair???
Because the blue has faded so much it is nearly blonde. I do not like blonde, especially on me LOL It is about looking FINE! And I do with blue or purple hair, so.... Well, it is not like my outfit is correct anyway LOL
;-p I am glad someone is amused! I am wondering if I need detox!
You're constantly checking theforcebook even though nobody's been on for at least an hour.
Lol exactly @jedigirl! I did that heaps yesterday.
I'M DOING IT NOW!!
if you have forcebooked naked
Mike, you are classic. Not just drunk but now naked,
the question is, was i joking?
Lol, who wants to take a guess?
C'mon! We've all done it!
Really?? I don't think everyone has.
This is hands down the most commented post. Knowing this is also a sign of addiction
Anyone adding to this post is addicted! *nods at @Scadam_Skirata*
You go out with @R2_D2, @Darth_Voas + @4-LOM and you keep checking your twitter in case @Cherry has tweeted you something.
You have a two day migraine yet you still manage to post through the pain.
when you miss 2 ebay auctions for star wars items because youre on forcebook talking about star wars
haha bad luck! *sad smirk*
Oh snap! No lego boba fetts for you mike!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Too bad, so sad. Better luck next time.
Theforcebook.com is creeping up to the top of your most visited sites on Chrome!
Really?? I use Opera....
when your date for the night asks if you mind an earlier meeting time since its sunday and your brain starts doing math, and you think... i bet i can make it home in time for the RotJ stream...
Bahahaha! Gold! Good work man!
You know you are addicted to the Forcebook when you start typing your forcebook username and password to log into the website of the university you go to. Dumbo me!
You also know you're addicted when you're laughing so hard at the forcebook injokes when a bunch of strangers look at you in the pc lab you're in and wonder what is wrong with you.
Ahem... um.. awks!
@daggaz yeah, been there, which is why it is so funny ;-p
I haven't!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Lol, I was tossing up about whether to tell you to do it or not. But I guess it's not something you can really plan.
You skip breakfast, lunch and dinner, dehydrate yourself and ignore the housework so you can forcebook for 14 hours straight. You'd stay up for longer, but you know you need to go to work and earn money to pay for your internet connection and decide you should get a few hours sleep before you go to work ;-p
You're always on the computer with a forcebook tab ALWAYS open....... along with The Forcebook Cantina........
Doing now and ALWAYS.......
You set your alarm for four am so you don't miss recording a podcast, and talking Star Wars that early in the morning is the best un you've ever had at that hour
You are excited for Monday mornings because in your timezone it means the livestream is on
You turn to theforcebook for reassurance when real life is a jerkface [no Andy, not you]
You check Force book before you check Face book
You'd rather be on theforcebook than go swimming.....
You dare be late to work because you _have_ to read all the new comments before you go to work *bolts to the train station*
When you see a high number of peeps on, you immediately see if any chat rooms are open so you can talk to fellow nerds.
You burn your toast TWICE because you are forcebooking. You then give up and eat it anyway.
Hahaha. You find an excuse to be on your computer because you're POSITIVE someone has commented on something!
Yeah.... I just did that, didn't I?
OMG!!! YOU'RE BACK!!!
Hehe! This is still going? I can't believe it.
I commented on it and brought it back to life. Let's try to get it to more than 200 comments!!!
We should change this to 'Signs your addicted to this thread'
Snagged 200th reply! OH YEAH!
I'm going to hurt you.
Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ur both funny!
Yes, I know. If you think I'm funny, then you should see one of my family's dinner conversations. What you think is weird, crazy, or anything like that, is normal for us.
Rad, but I am a but weird so surely you're not too deviant.
You look for people to @mcjazzie
You use Forcebook in-jokes every day and people have no idea what it means when you @mcjazzie them
or @Drake them!
The scroll wheel on my mouse hates it when I look at this thread!
So does my finger when I look on my mobile.
You know you're addicted to Forcebook when, after you come back from visiting your girlfriend for a few days, you discover you have literally 30 pages' worth of posts to sift through before you catch up to 'current' from the last time you had checked in consistently, and instead of doing it in small doses, through due diligence and many hours of reading & commenting you manage to get caught up all in one night before heading to bed a little after midnight.
And yes, this actually happened last night.
You're cray cray
That was already well-established information.
I know I'm just doing my shift as Captain Obvious right now
You start a one word story thing as one of your posts and you are commenting every second to third word on average. Hehe! Um......... I think I have a problem! I am addicted. I admit it.
Wow. I already KNOW I'm addicted.
when all the ice melts in your drink while you tap tap tap your keyboard on forcebook
You log off and and then log back in 5 mins later to see if anything has changed or if anything new has been posted.
You know you are running up your phone bill, but you still check the forcebook when you are holidaying beyond the black stump. It also means walking a grid pattern in the paddock to try and get phone coverage.
Lol, nice Zja!
It is quite annoying actually because it means lacing up my combat boots to battle the long grass lol Of a night I just lean out over the edge of the veranda and hope I don't fall lol
Wowza what a post!!
I think there are lots of addicted people out there
I'm gonna repeat one @Adam-West "You use Forcebook in-jokes every day and people have no idea what it means when you @mcjazzie them" this was true recently
LOL. That is awesome. ♥
When @theforcebook didn't think about the consequences of making a super awesome Star Wars social-networking site. Lol! We were all doomed from the start.
You think about the addicted post every time you log onto the Forcebook and you remember how addicted you are. You log onto the Forcebook almost everyday no matter what so it just makes things worse.
You know your addicted to forcebook when you drone on to your crush about it. Embarrasing, especially on a boat (yes, this actually happened to me yesterday.
Haha, that's interesting. What kinda boat?
Rs vision. And whats even more embarrassing is that I fell out of the boat!
Haha! Poor you! D:
you know when your addicted because you have the force book on your computer phone and tablet at the same time so you can check multiple things at the same time. as look can tell i have little to no life
and when you took the time to read each and every one of these comments.
when you realize you "wasted" half of you 12 year old year on here, then you realized you now have the ability to watch ROTS with your parents being home, again little to no life
You know you're addicted to theForcebook when you chat to the same people from theForcebook people everyday online and your parents notice
your addicted when you go to the worlds most awesome pool and you find yourself wondering if anyone has posted anything new on forcebook
*you're addicted* when you're constantly fixing the your/you're mistakes. #honestly
Lol, you're addicted when you get on the website with the specific intention of correcting the your/you're. Haha! And who else better to correct them then the person for whom the word #mcjazzied was coined. Haha!
you know your addicted when you waster all your typing skills on here so when you try to type your book report for school you cant spell anything right.
You know you're addicted when theforcebook is one of the sites you check first before facebook in the morning.
and you still keep a dead conversation going.... lol
Why not? I'm addicted, aren't I?
You also know you're addicted when you check out the Timeline group and realise you remember most of the events which took place.
@mcjazzie I always think about this post for some reason. A dead conversation perhaps. Worth remembering, totally? hehe
^ Nice one
When you know the lyrics to Fett's Vette off by heart (like @haleyskywalker2 does) and you remember when the song was posted here for the first time and you can't help but laugh.
<---*raises hand* guilty as charged, I unleashed it here. And a few others too.
How did I not see that reply till now? Nice one, mate. I remember that.
just like the sith, this thread won't die.
Sorry. Once again I am keeping a dead conversation alive.
You're like the night sisters of conversations on theFORCEbook
You joined in November 2011, you're posting in a thread that was made in JUNE 2011...in 2013!
@mcjazzie I just think this was one of the most legendary posts ever of the ones remaining from that time. That's why I come back to it.
You get on TheForceBook even when you're supposed to be doing government homework.
or when your bus comes in five minutes, and you get on forcebook anyways
35 more comments including this one and then this thread will be number one!
ha. well it'll get there eventually
Addiction: when your current goal on TFB is to achieve the coveted #1 spot!
I remember those days! I was doing well until @Emika_Fett came along.
Of course! I am an evil mastermind!
You whack your head against the wall every day you can't get onto force book.
You have a mental breakdown when either the internet is our of theforcebook is temporarily down. (I had never made a comment so here it is)
Wow this post is two years old
When daily posts about Neimoidians and their various activities has become norm for everyone 8D
Kweh, I blame you for that. You have all mad us nemoidies. (I just made that word up on the spot!)